Seriously guys my parents think I’m absolute trash because I have pink tips on my hair what the helllllll
Reblog if you think it’s ok to have unnatural colored hair
Your mother would not like me
no but i do
so majestic
Majestic rainbow parrot lady. So pretty
I don’t feel right without it.
we have stereotypes for aliens
we have stereotypes for things we don’t even know anything about
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT
maybe that’s why they won’t visit us
they think we’re racist
we are sorry aliens
I giggle every time I see this. I love this SO much.
"steven moffat turned the master into some mysterious villain in black who wants to kiss the doctor" and what was he before
Quite literally the only difference is the Master has boobs now
Atheric beam locators!
I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols soaking eachother and laughing so loud it made me realise I’m wasting so much time trying to make relationships perfect when all that’s really needed is someone who will laugh with me for the rest of my life
Relationships don’t have to be perfect. They just have to bring you joy.
I found myself explaining to the 8-year-old last night that “I want to fist you” is not an acceptable substitute for “I want to punch you.”
Morning amusements!